Me: Honey, feel my arm. I used to have a muscle there. (Referring to my newly developed flab due to the marriage 15 that no body warns you about)
Adam: (touching my arm) You still do!
Me: Honey, don't squeeze me so hard, you hurt me.
Adam: I think you have fibro-mayalgia (sp?). Everything hurts you.
Me: I do not! You just don't know your own strength! It's like you try to squeeze me to the core and touch my bones or something!
Adam: Hooooooney....
Me: I mean seriously, you need to get used to being gentle with your delicate flower of a wife!
Adam: Hysterical Laughter!
Me: This seriously isn't funny! I am delicate!!! Why could this possibly be funny?!?
End Conversation due to uncontrollable laughter. Followed by a pout from yours truly :(
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| We really do love each other!!! |
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